Quick Funny

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go  quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book,closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ Oh, I don’t know’, said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?”OK,’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’ The stranger thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea,’To which the  little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?’

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